2018 huh? That was a heck of a year. Sort of made it hard to find the funny. But we dug deep into the archives and found...well we found something ok? So please enjoy the "best" of table talk for 2018, now eleven days into 2019.
Track List:
1. Alan Rickman Ghosted Me
2. Jesus Talk
3. Michael Jordan Is Good At Basketball
4. Press Secretary Shaggy
5. The Parrot Will See You Know
6. Farming Is Fun
7. Tom Will Fight Train
8. "And Then She Bought A Samarui Sword..."
9. Everyone Hates Creed
The party limps back to Deephearth to tend to their wounds on this weeks episode. With Harold Greyspear now in control of three elemental artifacts, can they find a way to locate and obtain the fourth before it's too late? Or will a shocking revelation stop them in their tracks before they even have a chance to begin? Listen in to find out!
Also on this week's episode: Ion charisma's some faces off; Hunter seriously leans into this Ilmater thing; and everyone dunks on Alton.
There's blood in the water this week as the party continues their most savage battle yet. The Dessarin Watch clashes against the Cult of the Crushing Wave and Harold Greyspear. Then we spend a good ten minutes or so dunking on Creed.
Side note, one of us was sick when we recorded this apparently. Tried to edit around it as much as possible, but you'll hear an occasional sniffle in this episode. Sorry about that!
Also on this week's episode: Ion doesn't know how idioms work; Fulgrim is into it now; Alton keeps kill stealing; and Hunter sees the light.
We have our next carpenter bowl! And it is the cult classic Escape From New York taking on the might actually spawn a cult title of In The Mouth Of Madness. Find out who makes it through and also know...this hurt us.
-Ion
The party faces off against Gar Shatterkeel, the prophet of the Crushing Wave as they continue their desperate attempt to seize one of the elemental artifacts before Harold Greyspear can collect them all. You know, sometimes you read back over something you just wrote and realize that it sounds absolutely bonkers out of context. D&D is awesome!
Also on this week's episode: Fulgrim gets grabbed; Hunter hangs ten; Ion runs the numbers; and Alton does something shocking.
