Ep. 78 - Ain't No Temple Dry Enough - Part 5

It feels good to be back. Except thanks to the miracle of editing and time travel, it's like we never left. Except for that two months we were gone. Anyway, this was the first episode we recorded after we got back from hiatus, which is why you'll hear us mentioning that it's good to be back. Which it is. Good I mean. To be back. Also you may hear a little echo on this recording, we were still figuring out the remote recording stuff.

All hell breaks loose in record time on this weeks episode as the party manages to start a fight within seconds of arriving in the Temple of the Crushing Wave. Can they silence their adversaries before the alarm is raised? Listen in to find out!

Also on this weeks episode: Fulgrim makes all the attacks; Ion tries to warn everyone about the water; Alton takes a trip to Tentacle Town; and Hunter brings the thunder.

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Ep. 77.5 - The Carpenterbowl - Dark Star v The Ward

Everyone, the Carpenterbowl has arrived! In the interdimensional time stream an idea launched out of the heart of the universe and struck the Hijinks crew, the fusion of fantasy sports with a stalwart director of Hollywood's fantasy hills. Each match of the Carpenterbowl will pit two of John Carpenter's films against each other until one remains. And as we go on that gladiatorial journey, the Hijinks crew will select antagonists and allies alike from the worlds he created. We begin with Carpenter's last film versus his first. The Ward. Dark Star. Fight! -Ion

Ep. 77 - Ain't No Temple Dry Enough - Part 4

There's something in the water this week as the party continues their nautical journey to find the Temple of the Crushing Wave. Will they fight their way through to their destination? Or does a watery grave await them all? Listen in to find out!

Also on this weeks episode: Business is booming for Ion; Alton wants to be part of your world; Hunter finally meets an elemental; and everything smells like wet dwarf.

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Ep. 76.5 - Hijinks Cast Q and A - Part 2

We have the second part of the two part Q and A episode! Yaaaaaaay *kermit shake* Pre-apologies, I promised a splice from the past, but we weren't able to deliver the goods from our deep archives. Deliver what? Listen and Find out! Also, here is to you AJ the Real One. *tips hat*

-Ion

Ep. 76 - Ain't No Temple Dry Enough - Part 3

The party makes hurried preparations for their raid on the Temple of the Crushing Wave. Will making more haste lead to more waste? Is that a saying? Anyway, the point is rushing without planning can only lead to good things. Right? Guys?

Also on this week's episode: Ion keelhauls himself; Fulgrim has a heart to heart; Hunter doesn't know how levitation works; and Alton is ready to pimp his ride.

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